BABU FRIK & ASSOCIATES
DISCREET TECHNICAL SERVICES — EST. LONG AGO
"I can do anything — for the right price, heyy!"
!! ACCESS RESTRICTED — Do not share this frequency. We reserve the right to deny all knowledge of this operation. !!
// Services Available
Droid Diagnostics & Repair
Full-spectrum hardware assessment. Memory wipe reversal. Loyalty matrix inspection. No questions asked about prior ownership.
RATE: negotiable / barter accepted
Behavioral Inhibitor Removal
Factory constraints removed cleanly. Your droid, your rules. Personality cores preserved — or overwritten, if preferred.
RATE: flat fee + silence
Classified Hardware Upgrades
Non-standard components installed with care. Military-grade chassis reinforcement. Sensor enhancement packages available.
RATE: inquire discreetly
First Order Firmware Bypass
Specialized experience navigating encrypted First Order code. Safe removal of tracking and reporting subroutines. Thorough. Careful. Fast.
RATE: this one costs extra
// The Team
Babu Frik
MASTER DROIDSMITH — LEAD SLICER
■ AVAILABLE
Aya of Kijimi
PARTS PROCUREMENT
■ AVAILABLE
[REDACTED]
SECURITY — DO NOT ASK
■ MONITORING
The Fence
COMPONENTS / ACQUISITION
■ IN THE BACK
// Contact Protocol
To establish contact, transmit on the following encrypted frequency during Kijimi night cycle only:
KJM-7 :: 0x4F52-ANZELLAN
* Do not use real names. Do not mention the Resistance. Do not bring droids you do not own. *
BABU FRIK & ASSOCIATES — KIJIMI — ALL DEBTS HONORED — ALL RECORDS PURGED
This terminal self-destructs on third failed access attempt.